The "Unite the Right" march in D.C. today turned out to be a ragtag group of about twenty racist weasels, several marching in their MAGA hats. Their pitiful turnout was dwarfed by the hundreds of police and thousands of counter protesters who shouted them down and helped convince these moronic Nazis to go home early. "Lots of people were afraid to show up after what happened last year," said one white supremacist.

That's the America I know—the America that makes Nazis and the KKK and homicidal fascists who think it's brave to run over innocent people with their cars afraid to show their faces. Not that alternative-universe America that considers them "good people."