It wasn't enough for you to destroy the Supersonics? Now you want to help re-elect Trump? What did this country ever do to deserve you?

You're no doubt aware that you have decided to come to the aid of your country at a time when a dangerous, racist, lunatic President is headed into a reelection campaign. You have obviously come to the decision to run as an independent after determining that you are not a capable enough or attractive enough candidate to win the Democratic Party nomination. You're a businessman, so you've run the numbers on the historically pathetic track history of independent Presidential candidates and understand that they can only be spoilers. These two decision points, then, represent a clear window into a truly leprous soul. This not a decision that a patriotic American would make.

Howard, you've just placed a nationwide order for a three-quarter-foam, no-substance, dullce, ultra-skimpy, extra-cold, grande gagiato with an extra shot of egomania and bullshit sprinkles.

I'll pass. Headed to Democratic Donuts.