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Speakers Schedule for the 2020 White Supremacist Party Convention

August 19, 2020 Kim Field
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The speaker schedule for next week’s White Supremacist Party convention has been announced. Here’s the lineup:

Monday: Faith and Family Night

Invocation by the Rev. Ghislaine Maxwell

Kellyanne Conway sings the national anthem

Opening keynote: Satan—“The Cruelty Is The Point, You Fattened Sheep”

Jerry Fallwell, Jr.: “I Promise That I’ll Be Good From Now This Time for Sure—Please Give Me a Second Chance, Lord, For I Have No Real Skills”

Jeffrey Epstein (holographic image): “When They Go Too Old, We Go Too Young”

Melania Trump: “I Have Wrote This Speech My Own Self”

Donald Trump Jr.: “The Importance of Hard Work and AOC Is a Slut”

Ivanka Trump: “The Future of Branding and Brick-and-Mortar Retail in a World Run by Me and My Dad”

Eric Trump: “It’s Not Easy Being Me: Give Me the Chance To Bankrupt Something, Too”

Mike Pence and Mother Pence: “Loving Intimacy With Your Clothes On” 

Closing: President Donald J. Trump issues pardons to Ghislaine Maxwell, Kellyanne Conway, Jerry Falwell, Jr., Jeffrey Epstein (in memoriam), Donald Trump, Jr., Ivanka Trump, Eric Trump, and Mike and Mother Pence as they kneel before him. 

 

Tuesday: Science Night

Flyover by the Red Angels (formerly the Blue Angels)

Invocation by the Rev. Clint Eastwood

That woman who called the cops on the black birdwatcher in Central Park: “Who But Donald Trump Can Save Us From Ornithology and MS-13?”

My Pillow guy: “Turns Out That the Cure for Coronavirus Is in That Can of Weird-Looking Blue Stuff in the Back of Your Garage Stuck Behind the Roundup—See My Website for Details”

Sheriff Joe Arpaio: “Smoking Out the Libtards: The Surprising Upside of the California Wildfires”

Louis Gohmert: “Viagra Safe Practices: The Voice of Experience”

Sean Spicer: “How To Accurately Measure Crowd Size”

Sean Hannity: “Who Says It Can’t Be Done? How To Build a Border Wall That Won’t Fall Over When the Wind Blows Really Hard”

Rudy Guiliani: “If Global Warming Is Real, What Exactly Is in Hunter Biden’s Ukrainian Safe Deposit Box?”

Heinrich Guttman (the last surviving Nazi concentration camp doctor): “Building on the Past: How the Chosen Race Can Replace Obamacare With What We Learned from Our Ingenious Experiments” 

Closing: President Donald J. Trump: “Everyone Is Calling and Telling Me That I Know More About Science Than Any of These Losers and I Aced Some Kind of Scientific Case, So Kiss My Ass”

 

Wednesday: Donald Trump Is Not a Racist Because He Donated to Kamala Harris’ Campaign and Because He Works Harder Than Any Other President to Make His Skin Darker, the Roll Call of the Red States 

Invocation by the Rev. Pat Robertson (in tasteful blackface)

Kanye West: “I Had to Go to the Hospital Because My Brain Was Too Big for My Skull”

Candace Owens: “Hitler Just Wanted Germany Great and To Have Things Run Well”

Diamond and Silk: “We’re the Land of the Free and the Brave, Not the Home of the Slaves”

Kanye West: “My Greatest Pain in Life Is That I Will Never See Myself Perform Live”

Candace Owens: “The Democrats Want Every Minority Group To Hate White Americans”

Diamond and Silk: “Get Off Your Ass and Get Yourself a Job Conning White People”

Kanye West: “Sometimes Not Giving a F—k Is Caring the Most”

Candace Owens: “George Floyd Being Held Up as a Martyr Sickens Me” 

Diamond and Silk: “What the Hell: Our Fox News Gravy Train Turned Out To Be Run by Racists”

That black guy who holds up the Blacks For Trump signs at the rallies: “I’m Just Trying to Make a Living Out Here”

The Roll Call of the Red States: President Donald J. Trump will win 117% of the votes cast and will be declared the official nominee of the White Supremacist Party

Mike and Mother Pence—”Lord Willing, We Will Still Be on the Ticket After the Ratings Come Out”

Closing: “Let This Be a Lesson to All Traitors”—Attorney General William F. Barr and NRA President Wayne LaPierre shoot rubber bullets at close range at the naked body of Jeff Sessions as they are cheered on by the entire Trump cabinet, followed by the biggest fireworks show the world has ever seen 

  

Thursday: The Crowning of Our Great Lord and Master

Invocation from the Rev. Mike Ditka

Kid Rock and Ted Nugent perform their original song, “Just Lie Back and Enjoy It”

Thirty-second video: “Suburban Woman (We Could Only Find One, and She Didn’t Have a Ton To Say) for Trump”

The Parade of Allies: Vladimir Putin, Kim Jong Un, Recep Erdogan, Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman, and that crazy guy who runs the Philippines and likes to personally kill people all offer their sincere congratulations to President Donald J. Trump

In a live videocast from Mara-a-Lago, Secretary of State Mike Pompeo announces the establishment of DICTO, the new Dictatorships Treaty Organization, a new alliance for the furtherance of democratic dictatorships made up of the United States, Russia, North Korea, Turkey, Saudi Arabia, the Philippines, Burundi, Syria, Chad, Rawanda, and Equatorial Guinea

Donald Trump Jr.—“Just in Case Something Happens, I’ll Be Around in 2024”

Closing: President Donald J. Trump—“American Carnage II—Promises Made, Promises Kept”

Followed by the sealing off of Washington, D.C. by armed mercenaries, the ceremonial burning of the Post Office building, and a walk by President Trump to the Lincoln Memorial, where he will hand the 16th President a Sharpie-autographed copy of “The Art of the Deal” as very, very large tanks methodically destroy the streets of our nation’s capitol. Followed by a COVID-19 party on the Mall attended by the largest crowd in human history.

In Satire Tags White Supremacist Party, 2020 convention
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Fiona Hill wasn't shy about speaking the truth about the biggest threat to our national security: Donald Trump. The impeachment process and the 2020 campaign need to embrace this reality, too.

November 23, 2019 Kim Field
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Our national political crisis crystalized on Thursday when Fiona Hill pointed out—to their faces—that the White Supremacist Party members of the House Intelligence Committee were willfully promoting a disinformation campaign led by Vladimir Putin. The White Supremacists showed a rare moment of fear and squealed their denials, but Hill’s point was unassailable. Donald Trump—not Russia, not Iran, not North Korea—is the greatest threat to our national security, and this has been evident since Helsinki. This core reality needs to be front and center in the impeachment process and the 2020 election campaign.

Just as there will likely be a broad article of impeachment detailing Trump’s obstruction of justice, there should be a broad article of impeachment declared Trump a threat to national security. No further hearings or documentation would be needed, as the entire case is already in the public domain. The article could reference:

·         Trump’s refusal to accept the reality of climate change, the biggest threat to our national security, and his decision to pull out of the Paris Climate Agreement.

·         Trump’s refusal to read his daily intelligence brief.

·         Trump’s persistent and public refusal to accept the fact that Russia interfered in the 2020 election and his public siding in Helsinki with Vladimir Putin over the entire U.S. intelligence community.

·         Trump’s refusal to spend money allocated by Congress to protect our elections from foreign interference or to put in place a plan for protecting the 2020 elections, despite constant warnings from the intelligence community and bipartisan Congressional committees that this is already happening.

·         Trump’s persistent and public effort to impugn the reputation of U.S. intelligence agencies, including accusing them, with no evidence, of spying on his 2016 campaign.

·         Trump’s refusal to keep records of his private, closed-door and telephone conversations with Vladimir Putin.

·         Trump’s decisions to pull the U.S. out of preexisting treaties and agreements, such as the Iran Deal, the INF treaty with Russia, our support of the expulsion of Russia from the G8, and our longstanding refusal to recognize Israeli sovereignty over the Golan Heights, that enhanced our national security.

·         Trump’s refusal to abide by basic security procedures, including ensuring that security clearances are not granted to people who may be security risks, revoking the security clearances of people who disagree with him, the use of personal cell phones for highly sensitive conversations that has certainly resulted in their interception by foreign adversaries, and his sharing of classified information with Russian officials in the Oval Office.

·         Trump’s conscious strategy to not fill key national security positions, including that of the National Security Advisor and the Secretary of Homeland Security.

·         Trump’s decision to reallocate money budgeted for troop pay and pensions to pay, which are vital to troop morale, for his border wall.

·         Trump’s declaration of a phony national emergency at the southern border to justify the building of his wall.

·         Trump’s plans to transfer nuclear technology to Saudi Arabia in violation of federal law.

·         Trump’s persistent efforts to enhance the international reputations of some of the world’s most odious dictators, including Vladimir Putin, Kim Jong Un, President Xi of China, and the Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia.

·         Trump’s persistent and unjustified criticism of U.S. allies, especially our NATO partners in Europe, and his decisions to withhold military funding approved by Congress from allies unless they interfere in U.S. elections on his behalf.

·         Trump’s decision to renege on our promises to the Kurds and his approval of a campaign of genocide against them.

·         Trump’s promotion of racism within the U.S. and in Europe by mischaracterizing refugees as security threats and criminals, and prohibiting Muslims from traveling to the United States.

·         Trump’s persistent efforts to purge the intelligence agencies, the State Department, and the Justice Department of people he deems are not politically loyal to him.

·         The refusal of Trump and his family members to stop conducting personal business dealings with foreign governments.

·         Trump’s public endorsement of torture and his decision to not charge or try the prisoners at Guantanomo are both top recruitment tools for terrorist groups.

·         Trump’s decision to ban transgender people from serving in the military, which harms national security by creating unnecessary vacancies and damaging morale.

Likewise, the Democrats need to openly campaign in 2020 against the effort by Trump and the White Supremacist Party to destroy our national security along with our institutions and the rule of law. This is not a Republican versus Democrat election. This is an existential political contest and the security of the United States is at stake. Trump and the White Supremacist Party members in Congress are not acting for political gain and not for anyone’s definition of the best interests of the United States. We must take a cue from Fiona Hill and confront their treason head on.

In Politics Tags fiona hill, White Supremacist Party, Republican Party, Democratic Party, impeachment
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